Last
week, Mireya taught her 11th graders about giving advice in English
(using should, must, etc.). To practice,
she had her students write down a problem they have and give it to a friend for
their advice. Some of the problems are
exactly what you’d expect from a high schooler.
Others just have some very interesting English. Some, however, are probably unique to high
schoolers in Mozambique or countries like it.
“I
have four grilfriend but I want one.
What do you think I should do?” -
Boy
“I
am very constipated. What do I do?” (sidenote:
the Portuguese word for congestion is constipação…) - Girl
“My husband hits me. It hurts.
What do you think I should do?” - Girl
“I
have a missing evaluation and afraid of the ticher!” - Boy
“I
me not don’t speak english. My collegue
the classroom is speak englesh good. I
me want go to study in university know me don’t possibility. What do you think should do?” - Girl
“I
am the first son of my parent, I need marry a woman of my taste and my parents
does not want marry with her, like a woman I do not like! What do you think I should do?” - Boy
“I
have a problem with my neighbor because they lent you 200 meticais 1 year ago.”
– Girl
“I
have some girlfriend dated for a while and affter a while we separated and stay
two months without seeing each other and three months until she comes and says
that a mite pregnant. I get confused
whether pregnant or not, and is my or not my.
What do you think I should do?” - Boy
“I
have some friends who did not help for nothing.
They are naughty my famelly tells me to get away from them… but I can
not they call me to come… And I guess I’m not as sympathetic to ignore them… My
boyfriends walks of my boring because them… Phew… Help me out dis Hell…” - Girl
“I’ve
always been a guy very womanizer, always enjoyed being with many girls. I even already had 6 girlfriends at the same
time. More now everything has changed
for me my friend. I met a very beautiful
woman and fell in love, I love very much but she know that I’m a player boy not
look at me. What do you think I should
do?” - Boy
“I’m
in grade 11 and I have boyfriend he not live here he lives in Maputo and my
parents won’t allow me to go there. I
miss him a lot L I need him
because he is the only one who can make me happy L
I really love him and can’t live without him.” - Girl
“Have
a lot of friends but do have one or two enemies who do not like me at all and
who I am scared of.” - Boy
“When
I asked forgiveness to a person not wanted to forgive me so I fell really bad
and I’m sorry for having said something that he doesn’t like. What do you think I should do?” - Girl
“I
am grade 11, have problem the AIDS my parents and hospital no have the
medication.” - Boy
“I
have a problem. Whenever I like someone
comes another to screw it up. But
sometimes I’m afraid to love because afraid to love someone and suffer. And very sincere that I very worry.” - Girl
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