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Monday, March 4, 2013

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin-eater



I gave my first test two weeks ago.  Oh boy, was that fun.

Phase 1: Preparation

            Of course my test would be fair but challenging.  It would be multiple choice so that it would be easy to grade.  I would give my test to 11th during their double period so I could divide the class of 90+ in two groups and limit students 2 to a desk.  We don’t get free copies from the school so my options are writing the test on the board for the kids to copy onto their own paper, collecting money from the students to make copies, or to just suck up the cost of the test myself. 

            I wanted to cover as much material as possible on my test so asking the students to waste most of their test time copying the test down onto their own paper is out of the question.  At 2.5Mets a page, it wouldn’t be unreasonable to request that the students pay for their own 1-2 page test, afterall that’s what most of the other teachers request.  Then I’m reminded that chemistry is one of 9 subjects that my students buy tests for.  On top of that teachers aren’t above charging students for a 5 page test when the test is only 1 page while another would demand their students pay for a 10 page info packet.  I’ve already asked my students to supply their own copy of the periodic table and to buy two notebooks for my class.  That leaves me to buy all the copies for 300 students.  I could easily spend 1000Met out of my 7000Met monthly allowance on those tests. 

            It took forever but I finally produced two versions of a multiple choice test that fit on half a page.  I even wrote a third version to go over as a review before the test and teach the students how to answer my questions.

Phase 2: The Mission

            My 11th grade test during 1st and 2nd period was a mess.  I made all of the kids put their stuff at the front of the class and told them to only take out a pen.  Of course I still had to kick out four or five students for trying to use their notebooks under their desks.  I didn’t even bother kicking people out for talking.  I would have kicked out the whole class. I told them up front that there were different versions of the test and that they would probably have different questions than their neighbor. I still got questions like “Teacher, there is a mistake.  I don’t have the same choices for question 3 as my friend.”  Time after time, I say, “No mistake.  Look at your own test.”

            They really just have no concept why teachers give tests in the first place.  School is all about getting good grades.  You're not actually supposed to learn anything.

            My original plan for 11th grade was to split the class into two equal groups and give the test to one group during the first half of class and then again to the second group during the second half to minimize crowding.  It turns out that this is hard to do when you don’t actually know how many students to expect.  I had a full classroom for the first period and 4 students second period. 

            My 12th grade tests went a little better.  I made them all get up and then I sat them down one by one.  This worked out great for two reasons: 1) I achieved the maximum space between students 2) Sudents who wanted to sit near each other were separated and students who wanted to sit in the back were seated in the front.  The bonus benefit of surprising my students with random seating was cheaters were no longer seated near their hidden notebooks!  The students were much more willing to admit there was a notebook under their desk when it wasn’t their own. 

            I did have one good moment in my last test for 11th grade.  My students finished their test very quickly and with almost 15 minutes still left in class, all but one student had left.  The last girl watched the second to last student leave, looked down at her test, then looked at me, and started to get up. 

            “You have until the end of class, you know.  Take as much time as you need.”

            She looked so surprised that I was willing to stay just for her but she sat back down and ten minutes later handed in her test.  I was glad to show her teachers should care but unfortunately I don’t think the extra time helped her…

Phase 3: Debrief

            I knew that I was going to have a high fail rate so 50 pass/50 fail for 12th grade and about 70 pass/30 fail for 11th grade.  All and all, not bad.  It was really funny to see the rediculously wrong answers students had selected because they had copied someone with the other version of the test. 

            The hardest part by far of the whole testing experience was handing back the exams.  I learned the hard way that I need to circle all of their answers in my own pen and fill in all of the questions they left blank.  As soon as I handed back the test, my desk was swarmed by students with claims of errors in their grade.

            “Teacher, I put the same answer as so-and-so and you marked it wrong.”
            “That’s because you had different tests.  Your answer to your question is wrong.”
            “But Teacher”
            “No.”

            “Teacher, you forgot to add points for this question.”
            “That’s because when I graded the test yesterday, you hadn’t answered the question.”
            “But Teacherrrrr”
            “No.”

            “Teacher, you marked this question wrong.”
            “That’s because you marked two answers.
            “But TEEAAACHHHHERRR”

            “EVERYONE SIT DOWN.  I’m not changing any grades.  I’m going home.”

1 comment:

  1. Sounds very similar to my test-giving experience... I haven't handed them back yet, so.... we'll see how that goes. O.o

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